A Wedding Gift for Jeff Bezos

With everything going on in the world - from our war with Iran, Israeli and Palestinian lives lost, the NYC mayoral election (if I get one more mailing, text, or telephone call, I'm going to open my window and scream 'I can't take it anymore!'), people being deported, higher food prices, the menace of our government, hunger in Africa and around the world, 100 degree heat here, homeless men and women all over NYC, and Lord knows what else - Amazon has decided that this cow carafe is just the thing for me. It keeps showing up as a Facebook ad.

To be clear, I do not need a cow carafe. Or a matching cow cup. On second thought, maybe I could buy the cow carafe and send it to Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez as a wedding present. If they don't like it, Amazon accepts most returns.

After all the money I've spent on Amazon and Whole Foods over the years and not even an invite to the wedding! The nerve of these people.

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